There are many reasons I am excited to go home for Christmas but a main one today, has to do with the fact that I need a break from SEAsia... not just this country but the whole area! I've had it for a while..
I need a break from:
1) Giant cockroaches that appear out of nowhere and are somehow hanging out on my bathroom ceiling, which I find after school much to my horror and then have to creatively dispose of without completely traumatizing myself...
2) Smelly creepy men... who stare and stare and stare... I know I have boobs.. stop looking! Stop staring at me! I know I stand out but at home I don't.. and I miss blending in...
3) Going into stores where there are about 37 employees working in one tiny shop and not one can actually help you find what you need.. they do however suggest greasy hair shampoo, weightloss pills, cellulite cream, whitening cream....
4) Slow walkers... you don't know slow until you get stuck in the mall, needing to get to the other side and hardly any possible way... slow and rude.. it's awful! Large amounts of people in small spaces.. so so crowded...
5) Bugs, bugs, bugs....
6) Weird times in the bathroom... (refer to earlier posts) but seriously.. have no idea what its like to be "normal" when it comes to that...
7) Smells.. odd odd smells... (has nothing to do with number 6)
8) Air.. bad air. The kind of air that I find I can choke on. The fact that I haven't actually seen the sun since Bali. The kind of air that is so polluted that I almost think it would be better if I breathed through a cigarette.. at least there'd be a filter...
9) Having absolutely nothing make any sense.. trying to do simple things like pay a bill turns into this huge deal where you end up cancelling what you were trying to pay for... and then needing to spend weeks trying to sort it out...
10) Heat... its so freakin hot and steamy here all the time.. hot heat.. not nice heat.. hot heat. The kind where when you leave your house you know you have exactly 30 seconds before you are going to break into a full blown sweat (I know, I sweat...)
Ok so I just got home from the mall with MK and I'm pms-ing... can you tell? Needless to say.. I just wanna come home now! I'm done here for a while...
7 days
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oh my gosh jess, i can't wait for you to come home! it will be so great to hang out with you and catch up! we have so much to talk about! :) love ya
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