Ok more random weird things... so I'm in my room at lunch and talking to a student about.. I don't remember.. some sort of teenage/growing up thing.. and then this other student comes in.
She's this perky american girl and I think she's a little odd... thankfully I don't have to teach her.. yet. Anyway she comes in and says: "Oh my gosh, I have to tell you a big secret." So we ask her what she is talking about and she goes on, (this is in her overly cheerful perky annoyingly happy chirpy voice) "Just now I had PE class and we were running and I was doing really well and I had to pee, but I didn't want to stop running and so I didn't.. I just peed my pants. And I don't have a change of underwear or anything. Oh well." Then she bounced back out of the room and the other student and I just stared at each other, did that actually just happen?
This girl is 16 years old and she is the Kid Who Smells Like Pee... you may remember that girl from Grade One. Yeah... it was so weird! So then I eventually got her friend to go tell her she needed to go home because that was disgusting.. and she refused... so she spent the afternoon wearing wet undies. Gross eh?
Oh and my school is pretty uptight about swearing, although I guess swearing in front of kids is both unprofessional and un-classy. Anyway today I slipped. I was telling them about how the X was a plumber for a while and they asked what plumbers talk about at parties and before I knew it a said: "Oh all they do is talk about pipes and say things like 'wow a lot of shit came out of that pipe'". It just flew out of my mouth. I'm supposed to give my kids detentions if they say ass or bitch or call me Jess instead of Miss Jess... At least I stopped before anything else came out.
I need holidays... 9 sleeps...
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